Ask Sally – Q&A

Below you will find answers to questions asked by members of the student body. The questions are taken and collectively answered by the entire Arklight Staff. If you would like to submit your own question, please click here.

October 2017 – Q/A

Can the Arklight start an annual section titled “teacher shoutout” or staff shoutout where people anonymously submit reasons they’re thankful for a teacher or staff? Examples would be- “thankful for Woodmansee for making English bearable with awesome dance moves” or “thankful for randy for always staying positive and smiling at us or saying hi in the halls”

Thank you for your input, we will consider your proposal carefully. If we can put it in the Arklight it will most likely be in our next edition that comes out in February. However, we will need to check to see if it fits in the paper and clear it with administration first.

How do I know if it’s time to break up with my girlfriend?

When you are doing all the work for the relationship, if she is involved with other guys, if you’re bored with her, if things are not feeling the same and if you do not see a future with her anymore.

Why did open lunches get stopped?

According to Thornburg, the school stopped having open lunches because of safety and liability reasons.

How can you tell when a boy likes you back?

Take a BuzzFeed quiz. In all honesty, he will most likely talk to you more and maybe buy you small gifts like coffee. If you really want to know just ask him.

Hey Sally, what kind of world is it that we live in?

A pretty messed up one, but it’s just a matter of opinion

Do crabs think that fish can fly?

From our perspective, fish are swimming, because fish are moving up and down in water; birds are flying because they are moving up and down in the air. But from the crabs’ perspective, air and water are the same; fish may as well be flying. 

Can we put in lotion dispensers that are filled stress relief scented lotion?

 Voice your opinion to Dr. Z and the administration. We need stress relief scented lotion in this school.

What character has appeared in every Star Wars that has been made?

R2D2

C3P0

 

What is the professor’s name that taught Harry Potter how to cast a Patronus?

Remus Lupin

What is the name of the Greek god of war?

Ares

What is Marvel Hulu exclusive show coming out this month?

Marvel’s Runaways

What is the hardest class but will help you succeed in life?

Any class with Stinemetze.

What’s the best type of cheese?

I know its cheesy but I think its Gouda.

Why can’t I find a boo?

Being single is awesome. You can eat anything you want and you don’t have to shave your legs or your beard. But if you really want a boo just don’t be awkward.

What’s the theme for prom???????????????????????????????

We are not for sure what the theme is but when we find out we will let you know.

How old is Mr.Naylor?

Why do you want to know?

Solve for x

(3x^3 + 4x^2 – 13x =375)/ 42 = 1,176.7855714285715

How can we stop bullying in our school?

We can stop bullying by standing up for yourself and telling people how you feel.

Why can’t we wear the color blue?

Who would want to dress in Winfield colors?

When does the next issue of the Arklight come out?

The next issue comes out October 20th. Don’t forget to get one at lunch.

Why is the WiFi so trash?!!!

The WiFi is not the greatest because there are over 800 students using it at the same time. The school also uses AT&T which is the best carrier ever.

Why are only juniors and seniors allowed at prom?

It is a tradition that only juniors and seniors attend prom.

What is the reasoning for prom being bigger than homecoming?

Prom is seen as a send-off for the seniors and a promotion for the juniors.

Why does ACHS not have a bulldog?

We do not have the funds to afford a real dog plus there are students who have allergies so getting a dog could be a health issue for some students.

Why do people say “senior year is the easiest and most chill” when it really isn’t?

Senior year is different for everyone. Some people may be taking harder classes than others; it just depends on the person and their schedule.

Riddle me this: What can be swallowed, but can swallow you?

The answer is pride

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

It sure did.